Used as an adjective for anything which requires an undesirable amount of effort or something generally off-putting.
Person A: omg you look groats today
Person B: I know I'm so hungover and my commute this morning took 2 hours, it was groats
Person B: I know I'm so hungover and my commute this morning took 2 hours, it was groats
by mntain July 26, 2018
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When you're on Tinder or another dating app and you think that you you're talking to a bot, so you message them "I AM GROOT!". If it's a bot then they will get super confused and send a generic message and if they're actually real and get the reference then they hopefully wont unmatch you.
Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.
Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.
Match: Hey there, whats up?
Me: I AM GROOT!
Match: Thats so cool! Hey, follow me on my instagram, definitelynotabot21103.
Me: yeah, you failed the Groot Test.
*unmatches
Me: I AM GROOT!
Match: Thats so cool! Hey, follow me on my instagram, definitelynotabot21103.
Me: yeah, you failed the Groot Test.
*unmatches
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Get the Grontcha mug.A gooftits is any basic goof who acts like an aggrieved rotten tit over any perceived minor inconvenience
Jerry: “There’s some leftover chalk on the deadlift bar!”
Any reasonable person: “Calm down you fuckin’ gooftits, it’s not a big deal.”
“Martha was acting like a complete gooftits the other day because a customer asked her to break a dollar for some quarters. What a complete fucking gooftits.”
Any reasonable person: “Calm down you fuckin’ gooftits, it’s not a big deal.”
“Martha was acting like a complete gooftits the other day because a customer asked her to break a dollar for some quarters. What a complete fucking gooftits.”
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