the words donald trump (cheeto puff's) management team told him so he wouldn't have a fit when he found out he didn't win
by criminalmindsfan32 November 09, 2020
The act of an individual giving a handjob using two hands while interlocking the pointer finger of one hand and the pinky finger of the other creating the same grip used when swinging a golf club.
"Everett bro you won't believe it but that girl I meet at that party last night that only had nine fingers gave me a fat Golf Grip Handjob."
"She locked her left hand pointer finger and right hand pinky finger together and started tuggin' my meat... She used the Golf Grip brotha."
"She locked her left hand pointer finger and right hand pinky finger together and started tuggin' my meat... She used the Golf Grip brotha."
by mcdickpic June 24, 2017
by PhranQ Bobrick November 30, 2021
A man lays flat on the ground and places a golf tee in his dick hole. He puts a golf ball on it and lets someone else tee it off.
by Big chief nutsack March 31, 2017
by Rangerrye September 26, 2013
Often refers to a request to take it up the ass. When unable to outright ask for it, a “free round of golf” can be used in lieu of asking for some quality butt stuff.
Patron: “You don’t want this wallet!”
Waitress: “I don’t take any man’s wallet unless it includes a free round of golf.”
Patron: “Deal!”
Waitress: “I don’t take any man’s wallet unless it includes a free round of golf.”
Patron: “Deal!”
by TDSMTD February 01, 2021
The last day of February. Traditionally this is the day that the lady in a relationship get's her man a new golf club in anticipation of spring and the start of golf season.
If the man doesn't play golf then she should get him something related to his favorite activity.
If the lady gets the man something for Golf Club Day he is expected to return the favor on Jewelry Day.
If the man doesn't play golf then she should get him something related to his favorite activity.
If the lady gets the man something for Golf Club Day he is expected to return the favor on Jewelry Day.
Ryan: Dude, what did your wife get you for Golf Club Day?
Rob: I don't play golf so she got me the hot new XBOX game.
Ryan: Now you gotta get her something for Jewelry Day.
Rob: I don't play golf so she got me the hot new XBOX game.
Ryan: Now you gotta get her something for Jewelry Day.
by BigOtter February 22, 2012