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Good Porning

(n.) when a man wakes up and notices their morning glory and immediately turns on his computer to find some pornography to get rid of it.

(v.) less commonly used, the verb is to act out the definition of the noun
"Hey man, did you sleep well?"
"Not really, but i woke up well ;)"
"What do you mean?"
"I had quite a good porning"
"AW DUDE! IN MY BED!?!?! WITH ME IN IT!?!?!"
by Kerblasser April 12, 2010
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Good Old Fashioned Cola

A highly prized item that is well known for its ability to see you through any sort of zombie apocalypse.
"He said he wants some Good Old Fashioned Cola!"

- Coach on a man inside his zombie proof bunker.
by The Bawss September 28, 2010
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good boyfriend

Somone who care about there girlfriend and someone who is willing to do what ever it takes to make her happy love, caring ,faithfull and absolutely 100% treats his girl with the up most respect ... (Keon) he loves rebecca with all his heart
by kDot December 6, 2014
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Good Bull

noun

1. Anything providing fun; causing amusement or laughter; amusing; comical: a funny remark; a funny prank; a funny story.

2. Anything possessing outstanding quality or superior merit; remarkably good: a great quote; a great idea; a great SM
1. Jill - Remember when we stole the company Christmas tree and replaced it with a Festivus pole?

Sugarballs - Yeah, that was good bull!

2. C.S. Lewis - "Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art ... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival."

Sugarballs - This is good bull.
by A pimp and his hoordinator March 16, 2009
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good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast

good bean juice that taste like chocolate, aka coffee.
Bob: Man I could really go for some good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast.
Bob #2: What the fuck is good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast?
Bob: Coffee
by skidsstars October 10, 2018
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Good Morrow

Good Morning and so forth

Greet and wish a good rest of the day til tomorrow
"Good morrow my dude."

"Just say good morning retard."
by BigDADDYDave™️ September 4, 2019
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Good Kush

hey dad look its the good kush
this is the dollar store... how good can it be?
by no-regerts January 12, 2020
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