Gilberted

Reacting in an overly dramatic way to being dumped by an athlete/sports team/significant other and/or breaking up with a signifant other through an overly dramatic letter.

When LeBron James left Cleveland for Miami in an overly dramatic fashion, Dan Gilbert Gilberted him with his "Open Letter to the Citizens of Cleveland."

by amylynp July 10, 2010

elena gilbert

elena gilbert is an amazing awesome selfless person she gave up her life so her best friend bonnie could live.

toxic tvd fan that girl is elena gilbert a horrible person non toxic tvd fan that girl is a elena gilbert

by bponb November 16, 2020

glibertarian

A glibertarian is literally a glib, i.e. unserious, libertarian, which is redundant, as libertarians are, fundamentally, anarchists. Individuals who self-identify as "glibertarians" are akin to the Trumpists who proudly call themselves "deplorables." In fact, most glibertarians are aligned not with the political left but with the lawless, Trumpist right. Glibertarians have largely abandoned standard libertarianism for a more radical and extremist far-right ideology with Trump as their standard-bearer.

Glibertarians have a strong love of liberty and don’t fit well in the usual Left-Right political and social dichotomy. Our philosophies range from anarcho-capitalism to established mixed economies. Some of us believe in completely open borders and some don’t. We have pro-lifers sharing space with pro-choicers. Religious rubbing elbows with atheists. In other words, we have no consistent, objective philosophy. We're glib!

by Nano Man April 22, 2022

glibborus

a part of a rectum.

a fleshy appendige that stops the schroudum from going in any farther when getting a donkey punch.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

Glinert

One who is short

"Look at that Glinert over there! She looks like she's not even 5 feet tall."

by shortg May 12, 2010

Gilbertville, Iowa

A small town in eastern Iowa 10 miles southeast of Waterloo. Gilbertville is part of the Waterloo/Cedar Falls Metropolitan Statistical Area. Population: Approx. 800. Contains a small Roman Catholic School, Don Bosco. A church, Immaculate Conception Catholic Church. Located on the Cedar River.

Alburnett fan #1: "Hey, were in Gilbertville, Iowa for that wrestling meet last night?"
Alburnett fan #2: "No. But I heard we got clobbered by Don Bosco."

by sodapopfx December 12, 2011

Gilbert

An awesome guy/girl who wanted a new name because the name given was complete shit, their parents thought it would be unique but instead they gave the poor kid was given a misspelled mispronounced never found on a coke bottle name.

Demi : "I hate my name."

Tillee : "I know we'll change your name!"
Demi : " Your right call me Gilbert!"

by Gilbertkiddo August 9, 2018