german unicorn

one will lie down and their partner will shit on their forehead trying to make it stand looking like a horn

Tim lay down while goggles stood a fresh steaming log on his head.
This was the act of the German Unicorn
He had a 2nd one in the chamber tuning him into a mutated Nazi unicorn

by Tim Y June 4, 2017

german windbreaker

When you masturbait outside and the wind hits you with your sperm

I just pulled a German windbreaker and I regret my life decisions.

by gracethedipshit December 12, 2017

german massage

Blow job

Mike got a German massage today that changed his life forever

by The only m smith February 3, 2018

German smear

A German smear is made by dipping two fingers in shit, doesn’t matter whose it is, then giving yourself a Hitler mustache with it. Now grab your lover and plant a big sloppy kiss.

Ryan would do anything for Cody, so when Cody asked to try the German smear, Ryan pooped his right there. #truelove

by El Conquistador May 19, 2018

German

iT ISNT ONLY PEOPLE FROM GERMANY
ITS ALSO THE FRICKINNG NAME OF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE. I AM TIRED OF LOOKING FOR GERMAN AND THERES ONLY MEMES ABOT GERMANY .
PEOPLE NAMED GERMAN...... RISE UP!!!!

"Hello German are you from germany" "NO YOU IDIOT"

by You are from Vienna June 3, 2019

German shower

When you connect the shower head to a supply of zyklon b and you tell a friend to take a shower

"dude,i heard gabriel is going to sleep over at hans house,i hope hans won't give him the german shower"

by PussyAssMaster92 April 12, 2020

Germayonie

Una persona dulce tierna o cariñosa pero sin embargo el mundo no la trata como es oiede ser dulce o frío depende de como la trates, tiende hacer tímida callada y siempre anda en su mundo, le gusta bailar, cantar, leer y sin embargo ayudar a las personas que quieres

¡Germayonie! Es una gran amiga cuidala y protejela nunca la dejes sola

by FUERTE Y COMPRENSIVA April 30, 2020