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German Space Shuttle

A sexual act in which two partners of either sex lay anus to anus with rectums spread, and defecate back and forth into each others anuses. It can be either feces from both partners, or the same feces transferred back an forth.
I got my girlfriend really high and gave her a German Space Shuttle!
by General Hugh G. Rection March 16, 2009
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german helmet

The highly distinctive helmet used by Germany during WWII. Worn by both Wehrmacht and SS units throughout the war. Even today, the site of one of these pieces of pressed steel can cause piss to run down the legs of Pollacks and Frenchmen everywhere.
I wore my german helmet whilst stealing potatoes from the Irish.
by Swedish Bob November 9, 2006
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germany

According to the German buisnessmen on The Simpson German is "The Land of Chocolate"
German Boss: What improvements do you reccomend for the plant?
Homer: Well, uh. Um....I wish the vending machine wasn't so picky with the dollar bills it takes.
German Boss: I understand Homer, we too are from the land of chocolate.
Homer: Mmmm, the Land of Chocolate!
IN DREAM: *frolics around taking a bite out of chocolate bunnies*
Homer: la la la...la la
German Boss: Homer? Homer?!
by Yobastanker May 15, 2005
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Zee Germans

It is actually a term used to make fun of how Germans speak english.

"Zee" is the inability of Germans to enunciate the 'th'.
Hans-Dieter: "Zee Lederhosen were so tight JA, I could not feel zee schnitzel änymore!"

Klaus:"Scheiss mich an, du Sau!"

Trevor: "Did you hear what Zee Germans said?!

Mike: They are not German, they're frickin' idiots!!!"
by Zee Hermantor May 9, 2006
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German Crash Test

During anal, stand on the edge of the bed with your penis head barely inserted into her ass. Then fall forward to the floor and the rest of it goes in. (best to make her wear a mouthpiece so her teeth don't get knocked out.)
Her face got bruised up when I ran the German Crash Test on her.
by Bob0008 January 4, 2009
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German Bombardier

The act of swinging on a chandelier, while wearing flight goggles, grabbing your penis as if controlling an airplane, making plane noises, and dropping a mad duce directly upon your woman below you.
by Af0rest0fAsh August 24, 2010
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German McNasty Burger

after having sex the partners take a shit onto a bun and eat the shit sandwich then afterwards both puke into different cups and drink out of the cups and scream "Remeber the Alamo!"
Me and my girl tryed the German McNasty Burger last night n it turned me on!
by Mike Ockinyou June 16, 2011
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