male 1: Fuck's sake, did you see how short Shirley's skirt is today?
male 2: I have seen the promised land, and there are no clam guards in it.
male 2: I have seen the promised land, and there are no clam guards in it.
by iamsoyoelpato April 10, 2012
Get the clam guardsmug. by jman2001 May 20, 2014
Get the splatter guardmug. When someone is acting like a “guard” over something or someone — being overprotective, hovering too much, or policing like they in charge. Can also be used for someone who literally became a cop/security/CO, or when somebody’s being overly cautious about their stuff or themselves.
“You always guard jocking round her, that’s why she don’t mess with you.”
“He always guard jocking the crew, tryna control everything we do.”
“Homie supposed to be down, but he out here guard jocking the crew to them piggs.”
“He always guard jocking the crew, tryna control everything we do.”
“Homie supposed to be down, but he out here guard jocking the crew to them piggs.”
by PaidLead September 28, 2025
Get the Guard Jockingmug. The Old Guard (known as the Consular Guard before Napoleon's coronation) was a part of Napoleon I's Imperial Guard and the most respected military foundation in the Grand Army. Famously, its members were equipped with bearksins hats and contained 2 regiments each of Foot Chasseurs and Grenadiers. They were usually kept in reserve as elite shock troops and rarely used unless to recover a dire situation or to deliver a decisive blow in battle.
by A chasseur a cheval March 2, 2025
Get the Old Guardmug. The person in the group that is designated to hold the weed whilst the group is moving areas. Usually a dumber person, such as certain jocks or the distant friends.
by Evan_Dayhoff March 17, 2018
Get the Joint Guardmug. The people that saw you through the murky middle. You might not have known them in the beginning, they might not be there in the end, but they acted as the guards, the controls, that paid the light bill inside the tunnel and obscured the distant beam at end.
“He had an angelic afternoon after work when he walked into the tavern and he got to talk to some of the old guard.”
by Jeremiah Collins June 3, 2025
Get the Old Guardmug. The best discord bot in the world, can steal your girl in 1 millisecond :skull:
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was made by the best algerian tiktoker ever named fritzel._
has the best commands and it doesnt insult you
dont fuck with him or he will fuck you with a metal dick
by Fritzel >:) June 13, 2022
Get the Basement Guardmug.