grandma-seizure

To stare off into spaze, and or associated with loss of stabilization and foundation.

My boy hit that bong so hard he went into a grandma-seizure

by YankIt07 April 20, 2010

Grandmaster J

A wannabe DJ who tells everyone he is a legend, without having and good reason for doing so.

'Inventor' of the child's toy masquerading as DJ equipment known as BEAMZ.

Grandmaster J: just google me!
Everyone else: We did!

beamz

by UNIT8046 November 23, 2013

Grandma’s Cornbread

The wrinkly old ass of an elderly woman.

Last night I got some of Grandma’s cornbread and it smelled like stale farts and cigarettes

by Burger boss eat my butt October 11, 2019

Hugging Grandma

Sexual slang referring to young men who seek and sleep with women over the age of 100. a 'hugger' can often be seen lurking near mobility scooters and in post office queues on pension day.

"did you watch Eastenders last night?"
"no, I was out hugging grandma"

by Keithy Rider October 5, 2011

Grandma

An old woman that makes you so mad you yell at her saying "STOP PISSING IN MY CORN FLAKES!!!"

Me:My grandma's pissing in my corn flakes
Jucenda:Is she really pissing in you corn flakes?!
Me:No >_>

by Neko Kidd September 24, 2011

push grandma down the stairs

something everyone should do once in their life.

HAHAHAHA! I finally pushed grandma down the stairs!

by maxman280 January 18, 2004

Grandma's Grape Jam

The act of giving a senior citizen a swift kick to the groin.

Billy: "Old Man McGreggor almost caught me running through his petunias yesterday."

Jose: "Oh my goodness, what did you do?!"

Billy: "I gave him a little taste of Grandma's Grape Jam, and ran away as fast as I could."

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003