Google Scholar

Someone who believes that easy access to internet articles on a subject is the same as personal, academic, mastery of a subject. Someone who believes that upvotes and popularity of information on the internet is enough for that information to be trustworthy. Someone who disdains or ignores academic journals, primary sources, and university publications because the headlines in a search engine or social media have taught them all they need to know.

Another student cited wikipedia in my informal logic class. All the recent high school grads start off as Google Scholars.

by jin-roh May 20, 2016

Google-Imaged

The verb defining the act of looking something up on Google Image Search.

Bob: "Lindsay Lohan doesn't have red hair!"
Jane: "Uh, yeah she does, I just google-imaged it."

by erikaaface77 September 2, 2009

Google Bong

When you google a combination of words that should never be together.

Old Lady Sex
Bar-tending lessons for babies

Guy 1- Dude, those are mad Google Bongs

by urbaner7863784682764 January 1, 2011

furious googling

Googling with great intensity or fervor.

Even after 5 hours of furious googling i still could not find the song i had stuck in my head.

by some-random-guy December 18, 2014

Google Home

The microphone Google uses for marketing.

Person 1: "Hey Google, I feel sick."
Google Home: According to Mayo Clinic, Malaise can have causes that aren't due to underlying disease. Examples include eating too much, drinking too much, inadequate sleep, feeling sad, missing normal exercise routine, or caffeine withdrawal."
Google Employee at Google Headquarters: "You hear that? Advertise medicine to them now!"

by HokoraYinphineMPP August 23, 2019

Google Poser

This term refers to a person who pretends to have already known facts, events or definitions that they secretly Google on their phone or computer over the course of the conversation.

Jane and John are having a phone conversation about a topic that they both know very little about. Minutes into the conversations John suddenly becomes an expert on the topic. John is such a “Google poser” because he is passing off Google knowledge as his own!

by Princess Pa-Tina January 7, 2010

Google-parrot

A person without an original thought who gets all their ideas directly from the internet or TV. They will often change positions 180 degrees without blinking an eye, just because they saw something new on their Screens.

Me talking to someone who fully supported vax mandates (Your body, our choice) last week ranting and raving about abortion rights (My body, my choice) this week: "You do realize that's exactly the opposite of what you were saying last week, don't you? Are you a Google-parrot, or what?"

by Prod Igalson June 26, 2022