Pump Fuck

When a hand applies force to the penis to create pleasure

Kiersten: Oh Chad I could Pump Fuck you for hours
Chad : Damn I need to take A Leak!
Kiersten : Ok baby ill wait!
Chad: AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!
Kiersten : What the fuck really in my bed and all over me!
Chad: You said you would Pump Fuck Me for hours I didn't want to miss out!
Kiersten : You could have went to the bathroom and then came back!
Chad : I should probally go since the bed is all wet and smelly!
Kiersten : You fuckin asshole!

by SlopNChop April 4, 2017

Fuck Joe Biden

Fuck Joe Biden, aka the worst, weakest and dumbest president in US history.

Fuck Joe Biden, that pedo can go eat a dick!

by PhoenixGamer34 October 9, 2022

douche hatted fuck monkey

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.

Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey

by Kidl154 September 10, 2014

The fuck

a great expression to describe a situation or action that has left you completely baffled

*Eagle snatches child*
-an appropriate first response- "the fuck"

by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020

Fuck me boots

Tall, tight footwear worn to nightclubs, house parties, bars, and other social locations, by women who wish to send the signal "fuck me".
Generally, the boots extend to at least mid-calf level -- usually, to the knee.
Leather is the traditional material, while latex or other shiny material signals a female ready to rut.
Obviously, these boots are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a short mini-skirt, furthering the "fuck me" signal.

Oh man, did you see C.P.D. wearing the fuck me boots? She's ready for some action!

by Dan June 1, 2003

What the fuck is this shit

When something is so indescribably stupid, failed, or disgusting, someone responds to it like this.
Usually on forums and teh internetz

bob: *posts gay Nintendo hentai*

john: what the fuck is this shit..?

by Link, the hero of time January 22, 2009

fuck that noise

Yet another way of saying, "I don't fucking think so" or "no fucking way, Jose".

"Stupid-ass Kevin said that it would help if I rubbed mayonaise on my chest. Man, fuck that noise."

by M240guy June 28, 2004