fudge tuxedo

The act of pooping on a girl's hair when she has spent most of the day preparing it for a wedding or prom, preferably her wedding.

"dude, I just wanted good wedding cake for cheap, so I fudge tuxedo'd and grabbed the cake and ran.

by meeeseraapy pants, ey February 22, 2011

Fudge Muffle

A Surprise Blumpkin

Dude, I was taking a huge ass shit and some girl just crawled under the door and before I knew it.... FUDGE MUFFLE!

by Kelsexxx July 27, 2011

Fudge Puncher

Another term for being homosexual

Look at the way he walks, he's a total fudge puncher

by Whatthefuckisinmysandwhich October 23, 2012

Fudge dribble

When your playing golf in Myrtle Beach with Desoto and he hits a shitty shot.

That golf shot was a complete “fudge dribble”.

by Myrtle North October 9, 2019

Jersey Fudge

When you are fingering a gurl in the club and you slip your finger to far and get a dob of poop on the end of your finger

So old mate joey is at club and he sees a stunner across the room walks over say hey gurl let me bang your pus he then slips his finger down the back of her twerking pants but pushes to far into the cheek gab and get a bit of jersey fudge on his finger

by Jtjh April 15, 2017

fudge you

A less offensive way of saying "fuck"and usually gamers use it when they are angry .

"You're so bad at the game dude "
"fudge you dude"

by Halo Loula January 3, 2021

Fudge Chuckler

A person that will shart in your face as you're eating their ass, and then have a good laugh about it

"Dude, Sydney invited me over to her place to fool around!"
"You might want to bring some mouthwash, I heard she's a fudge chuckler."

by MovieMuggin June 20, 2021