Friend

A sexually produced terminal headache.

A: Have you heard of my friend?
B: Oh that friend. He's a douchebag. Whenever I see him, he never fails to give me an eternal CRINGE.

by Kakerun July 30, 2022

friend

the person who is sitting next to you giving you random words to look up on urban dictionary.

My friend just told me to look up the word friend on urban dictionary.

by The favorite <3 June 24, 2022

Friend

A friend, someone with multi benefits but isn’t that someone you love?

He had so many friends with benefits…

by Mystifying June 27, 2022

Friend

Someone you’ll never have.

Joe: Who’s your friend?
Me: don’t have one.

by anonymous February 23, 2022

friend

verb - to request someone on facebook or myspace

Sally: Bye Billy! It was nice to meet you!
Billy: Yeah, you too. Make sure you friend me!
Sally: Will do!

by marissssa February 9, 2008

friends

1) someone who is always there nevere gives up on u wont let u down and leave u when u need them most
2)someone is prolly gunna take this off but i dont care i am and i think a true friend whenmy friend was down and hurt herself i was there to stop her when her bf hurt her and slapped her around i was the one to kick his ass when noone cared about her anymore because she was a trouble maker and didnt know how to get her self outta trouble i got her out now she is trying to make herself skinny and i am here noone else its me so unless u care for someonelike that ur not a friend ur a poser

never let ur fiends down

by steph February 12, 2006

friends

people you can always count on to be there for you, make you feel good, make you happy ect.

man, you guys are so nice to me you really are true friends.

by anonymous199519951995 December 21, 2008