vanilla freeze

The act of ejaculating and allowing the semen to dry wherever it may land.

Gage forgot to wash the vanilla freeze off his stomach before he took off his shirt when we went to the river... what a fucking cumrag

by tryadifferentname... July 24, 2006

Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze

An Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze is when a guy shits in a condom, freezes it, takes it out of the condom, uses it on a chick as a dildo and then showing it in her mouth.

Bro, why is Denise wearing brown lipstick?

She's not, that rascal Noah just gave her an Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze.

by Felix Torino November 2, 2019

Freezer Head

When your head is actually exploding from that cold drink you just drank. It numbs your whole body so you can not move or even think. Also it is way more painful then a brain freeze.

K-"Whoa, what is going on with you?"

A-"Freezer Head!"

by ashleybby28 March 9, 2011

freeze up

when you are called on in class to answer a question you dont know and freeze because you were slacking off or sleeping

dude: hey man what happened to you in class today when the teacher picked on you?

other dude: sorry i was taking my after lunch nap and had a freeze up

by fairytailmaster May 16, 2011

freeze ray

A game where an individual must stay "frozen" for 10 Mississippi seconds when another person points and says "freeze ray". If they do not freeze they are then allowed to be punched. You get 24 freeze rays in one day, one for each hour, and 2 freeze rays per hour on Tuesdays. If the person you freeze moves while being frozen or does not freeze at all you get your freeze ray for the hour back. The purpose is to get someone frozen when they are in awkward positions.
Based on the freeze ray in Despicable Me created by SHPE @ Clarkson.

Adam (ginger) starts dancing
Hektor (to ginger friend): "Adam freeze ray"
Adam *stands awkwardly for 10 seconds* : I hate you mother f****r
Hektor: LOL

by Ginger with a soul April 16, 2011

Freeze

Ur dick is erection

My dick is freeze while I watch the porn

by SRKBUf January 31, 2021

PK Freeze

A move in Super Smash Bros that is way to spammable good at denying recoveries, and is used by some blonde brat who thinks he's too good for us Americans because his mom died that he stays in Japan.

Person 1: Alright, I'll just use my recovery move to get back on stage.
Lucas: PK FREEZE PK FREEZE PK FREEZE PK FREEZE PK FREEZE PK FREEZE!

by heywaitasecond February 25, 2021