Fappable

Something that you can Fap to, Fapping being the art of masturbation

That picture is totally Fappable! Yeah, that's worth a fap!

by Gottafapsomemorebitch March 27, 2011

flappin the crap hamper

takin a shit

The phone rang while I was flappin the crap hamper.

by jack February 8, 2003

Flapjack

Similar to a butherface, although less extreme. Her body is above average, but her face is below average, therefore, you must flip her over to fully enjoy the sex. More extreme measures, ie the paper bag, are not necessary.

John: She'a a 5, I think you were a little liberal with the 6.5. She's kind of a butherface.
Eric: No she's not, cause a butherface is a stunning body and an awful face, she's got an okay body and a less than okay face.
John: Yea, you probably gotta flip her over to enjoy the sex though, like a pancake.
Eric: Yea you're right, she's not a butherface, she's a flapjack.

by Eric Gunn John Carney December 20, 2007

Flapping the Floppy Cow

To masturbate in class, often causing you to breathe heavily and make your desk quickly move up and down. Derived from the infamous Van Fap Floppy Cow, the king of in-school fap.

Person: Van Fap, what the hell are you doing?
Van Fap Floppy Cow: I'm Flapping the Floppy Cow, why would I be doing anything else?

by Bracelets January 8, 2010

flapping parrot

the act of doing a girl in the ass, then raising her arms up and down, resembling a parrot flapping its wings, then ramming her multliple times deeply in the anus causing her to scream like a parrot.

That skinny girl was is a pro at the flapping parrot, she screams just like one.

by George "Sex Term King" November 13, 2006

Flapper

A girl's vagina that is saggy like wrinkly skin. Also a sexually active, wild, and having many sex partners.

"Hey , did you see that flapper?"
"Yea, I did , it was all saggy and what not like Rosie O'donald"

by Giraffexoxo123 June 14, 2009

Flappadoodle

Graphic organizers with information recorded on and under the flaps . An example is a vocabulary term on top of the flap and the definition underneath.

Students don’t forget to use your flappadoodle to study for your vocabulary test .

by Mrs. flappadoodle October 16, 2017