fatashis

When your face looks so much like your butt that your bowels don’t know which way to move.

My bowels haven’t moved right in a while, I must have fatashis

by Softasrain October 10, 2021

Fatisfied

To eat whatever one wants one wants, whenever one wants, and feel good about it.

For lunch I had pizza, Reese’s cups, chips and a Diet Coke and I’m Fatisfied.

by Larry G. Rodney October 19, 2021

Factos

When you get salty over losing some balloon award to some Argentinian and want to prove that you are still better. But in actual fact you are not :(

“Does the 7 in CR7 stand for the number of ballon d’ors Messi has?”
“Factos!”

by Penaldo December 1, 2021

Factos

Used as an attempt to label your preferred stance or opinions on a matter as "facts" especially when that stance is not backed by evidence.
Warning: Using this word in seriousness is typically a sign of insecurity.
However it is fine to use this word as a troll.

Me: I'm the best, my sister knows this to be true. Right sis?
sister: Factos. I shall write an essay on instagram to establish this "Truth".

by fried rice saves lives December 2, 2021

Fakosi

Fakosi’s are absolute studs. They are the total package and any girls dreams. Don’t mess with a Fakosi! Though they have a big heart and are always looking to be helpful and spread love, but if you piss one off be ready to get fucked the fuck up pussies. Mate ma Tonga TCG

Fakosi usi

by ThatNiggaWhoReallyKnow December 6, 2021

Fartosis

In a state where you can’t stop farting

I am in complete fartosis.

by Sar444 January 17, 2022

factos

fax; facts; true

Donald: America kinda great tho
Joe: factos

by ffhukfg December 12, 2021