fapget

A command made by e on AnonNet which randomly selects an odd porn category/video for the user to fap to.

Me: !fapget
Bot: ==> FAPGET! You have to fap to Goatse.

by ecastacy May 18, 2009

Fapnel

Fap Shrapnel, i.e. cum.

I got fapnel in my eye

by Kamp13 December 19, 2010

fapping fest

A fest where men come and masterbate to each others bodies

Man I just went to the world wide fapping fest it was lit. Fap

by m&mlover May 20, 2016

Fapp Hole

When you jack of then shoot it in someone's vagina toast

She gave me a fapp hole last night

by Lani_queen00 April 7, 2019

fappuccino

When someone compulsively masturbates (faps) so much that their semen looks thick and frothy on the end of their penis, resembling a cappucino or frappuccino. Usually because they are overstimulated on caffeine.

Person 1: Why do you guys call him 'barista'?
Person 2: Because he jerks off so much he makes a fappuccino.

by EstoyBorracho January 5, 2011

Fappening

Verb and noun
1. Used to describe the moment you see a girl's nudie pic, prompting you to do the knuckle shuffle

Tom: Dude, did Bertha ever send you those tit pics?
Jerry: Yeah man, just did, it's totally fappening!

Tom: Hey did you see Jen's pics yet?
Jerry: Yeah, weeks ago, that fappened already.

by Deucemaster September 24, 2014

fappulence

the stench one gets when you over indulge yourself in self pleasure.

That dudes been watching a lot of porn you can smell his fappulence from across the room

by gagggs February 6, 2009