Frosty walrus 

The act of getting a blowjob from your partner now before you orgasm you pull your cock out of her mouth hold your hand over her mouth and punch her in the stomach so the semen gets out her nose like a set of walrus tusk

that bitch was cold-hearted so I gave her a frosty walrus

Frosty walrus by TheGuy ef February 27, 2018

Frosty Snowman 

Ejaculate on a girl in an even pattern to give the appearance of frosting, then shit on the chest and stomach in a button pattern and punch her in the nose so it enlarges and turns orange like a carrot.

The slutty girl wouldn't stop mouthing off so I took her back to my room and gave her the ol' Frosty Snowman.

Frosty Snowman by zz Jack the Ripper zz March 27, 2010

frosty jim 

(fraw-stee jihm, fros-tee jihm)
noun

1. Take a condom, urinate in it, seal it off so the urine doesn't leak out, put it in the freezer until completely frozen then have a person use the condom as a dildo.

1. Hey, Jenny, you are my daughter and I love you. I know you are young and just starting to explore your sexual interests but do you think you could possibly not leave your Frosty Jim in the freezer right next to the dinner?

2. Hey baby, you know how you said you love me and would do anything for me? Well, I heard about this new thing at work that I kind of wanted to try, it's called a Frosty Jim.

3. Oh god, Jesus Christ, that Frosty Jim got me so wet. I'm cumming, I'm cumming right now! Oh shit, the condom busted. FUCK!!! It smells so bad!

frosty jim by Spork Schivago February 8, 2015

frosty machine

The act of defecating on the chest of a willing partner, be that male or female (equal opportunity grossness). What makes the frosty machine special from your tradition "dump on chest" is the consistency of the fecal matter. Traditionally, after eating a bunch of spicy food and washing it down with alcohol, the poo stream tends to get a mushy, "is it a solid or is it a liquid" consistency. When dropping this sort of brown trout on the breasteses, you are accomplishing a frosty machine. Also called a "custard machine".

My new girlfriend is a freak, she actually takes me out for Spicy Thai food, hoping I'll give her a frosty machine that night. I think I am going to ask her to marry me.

frosty machine by Fuersty August 11, 2007

frosty claw 

when you dip your hand in ice and grab a ballsack causing shrinkage

frosty claw can happen at the doctors office during a physical

frosty claw by optimus dick August 25, 2009

Frosty Crotch

The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long.

Symptoms include:

Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner

Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.

This condition is known to affect men more than women.

"Jerry for the love of all that is right in this world, clear out your cupholders! This milkshake is giving me frosty crotch!"

Frosty Crotch by The Irish God April 13, 2010

Frosty Loops 

The action of trying to figure out who a boy/girl likes or takes interest in. One could tell another to "Frosty Loop" someone, which would mean working together into finding his/her/robots crush.

"Dude who does Pamela like?"
"I don't know, lets Frosty Loops her"

Frosty Loops by FreeBlockB4/D2 November 19, 2011