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freedom

1. Something the U.S government wants its citizens to think they have, but in reality we are only as free as they want us to be.

2.When our people try to excercise their freedom, the government takes it away.

3.We can't have freedom because it would mean the government is out of a job(that job being to make sure that any "freedoms" we as Americans try to excercise our right to have are taken away).

4.Something the government doesnt want us to have because it means we wouldnt need them and they could no longer hold us hostage in our own goddamn country.
The first amendment(freedom of speech, religion, expression of opinions,etc.) is a freedom that Americans are supposes to have BUT really the only freedom of speech we have is to AGREE with everything that our government shoves up our asses. Once we use said freedoms to DISAGREE with or say anything that goes against the government, that "FREEDOM" is taken away.
by Cowboyssuck July 7, 2010
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Monster Hunter Freedom 2

One of the greatest PSP games, it combines skill, smarts, free-roaming, rpg-style gaming, and everyones favorite-slaying mythological dragons, dinosaurs, and giant apes like the Congalala, Rathian and Rathalos, Tigrex, and Lao-Shan Lung. Hunt 'till you drop.
I just bought Monster Hunter Freedom 2. And this game is awesome!
by Uncommon future March 8, 2009
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Freedom Convoy

When hundreds of truck drivers line up outside Canada's Parliament in Ottawa and run a train gang aka convoy on Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's ass to force him into giving into their demands to cancel the vaccine mandate. After each trucker has finished pegging Justin in the rear they tug down on his balls at which point he honks like a truck horn to proclaim his excitement.
Dale: Line up boys it's time to start the Freedom Convoy
Dale: Are you excited for it to begin Justin?
Dale: *Pulls down on Justin Trudeau's balls*
Justin: Honk! Honk!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2022
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Freedom Tickling

Politically sensitive term to reference the actions of US and coalition troops at Abu Ghraib prison.
"Our troops did not torture those prisoners. The simply engaged them in a game of freedom tickling." - Donald Rumsfeld
by Jake July 2, 2004
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freedom bite

A "patriotic" American term for an amuse-bouche, meant to show disdain for France.
Waiter: "Now for our appetizer special, we've got escargot and haricots verts. For our dinner special, we've got coq au vin and filet mignon. Finally, for our dessert special, we've got creme brulee. First, here's an amuse-bouche from our chef."
Joe: "Sounds great. We'll have all the specials. For our appetizers, we'll get the freedom snails and the freedom beans. For our main courses, we'll get the freedom steak and the freedom...um...cock. And for our dessert, we'll split a bowl of the freedom cream. That freedom bite sure looks delicious!"
by Nicholas D December 29, 2009
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freeling

Dick and Jane were freeling before they were dealing and after they became friends.
by morgannie January 9, 2011
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Sluggy Freelance

One of the best comics on the planet, written by Pete Abrams. It started in 1997 and has not missed a day ever since. It falls into no specific genre, but covers humor, sci-fi, horror, parodies, drama, a little romance and everything in between.

There are pirates, ghosts, nerds, aliens, laser canons, mad scientists, homicidal rabbits, ferrets, assassins, ninjas, demons, satan-spawn kittens, and is pretty entertaining to boot.

It can be located at www.sluggy.com. Just use the convinient little drop-down bar and enjoy from the beginning, middle, or just jump in at the present- though I wouldn't reccommend it; there are many things that require background information... besides, it's just more fun to read from the beginning!

You can also purchase things to do with the comic or a subscription as a defender of the Nifty to access extra stuff. Enjoy!
Me: Oh no! I'm reading Sluggy Freelance and Aylee has transformed into a potato-eating dragon that releases EMP's and she accidentaly erased all of Bun Bun's Baywatch tapes! Now Torg, Riff, Zoe, Aylee, and Kiki are all on the run and now Torg, Zoe, and a bunch of Zoe's college friends have run into Satan-spawn kittens in a little town in the middle of nowhere and it doesn't things don't look good for them!
Innocent Bystander: o_O ...ooookay then.
by Nifty Chick May 25, 2009
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