flaps

Erstwhile and previously undisclosed girlfriend of Flipper the Friendly Dolphin

Little Timmy: Look Captain...its Flipper...theres another dolphin with him!
Captain Peg: Arrrgghhh...there be Flaps...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

Jap Flaps

Flip Flops for Aisans

Wow I need some Jap Flaps for the beach.

by Jeremy Dedmon May 24, 2006

bum flaps

The flaps inside your anus.

Dude uve got the biggest bum flaps ever!

Awww bamflaps i forgot my phone

by GemmaDude November 29, 2007

Calgary Flames

A professional hockey team based in Calgary, Alberta.

The Flames began as the Atlanta Flames in 1972 before moving to Calgary in 1980. They have reached the Stanley Cup Finals 3 times in 1986, 1989, and 2004. Winning two Stanley Cups in 1986, and 2004 on Martin Gelinas no-called goal in game 6.

The Calgary Flames' biggest rival is the Vancouver Canucks. Edmonton Oiler fans seem to think that the Calgary Flames are their rival, however, they can only really have rivals once they have achieved a level of playoff status that has been relatively unheard of in Edmonton for almost a decade (save a run in 2006, of whom, all the star players have left the team shortly thereafter).

Also synonymous with: perfection, achievement through hard work and sacrifice, and an Oilers fan's nightmare.

Edmonton Oilers Fan: You hit my car!

Calgary Flames Fan: How about we set our
differences aside and enjoy a shot of
whisky so we can live in peace, finally, as Alberta hockey fans?

Edmonton Oilers Fan: Sounds good

"Oilers fan takes a shot"

Edmonton Oilers Fan: who are you calling?

Calgary Flames Fan: The police

by Mateo Mraz March 23, 2009

Mudd flaps

Mudd flaps are when a female's pussy, has big, plumb, and juicy lips.

"Hey Mikey , I was eating Aunt Ann pussy last night and, wow, she had enormous mudd flaps!"

by Gus B August 24, 2006

Mud flaps

Mud Flaps : A usually fat or loose girls drooping va-j-j lips. They hang between a girls hips and sometimes make an odd swishing noise when walking.

Never a good thing 0_o

Tina: oooh go down on me honey

Pablo: ewww fuck naw girl you got those big floppy mud flaps going on....like your gonna fly away

Tina: damn mud flaps

by dark carnival guru January 20, 2009

Milk Flaps

Noun; Derogatory/Insulting term to describe a extremely pale girl. Preferably one who is ginger or has lots of freckles. Comes from the fact milk is white, and girls have piss flaps.

See Nicole Kidman for a text book example of milk flaps

I caught him getting off with milk flaps.
Lisa would be ok, but shes a bit milk flaps

by *Crumpet* June 25, 2007