Find My

the thing that actually doesn’t help you find your phone

Yo! Chase! Have you heard my phone going off?
Chase: no, why?
You: well, i turned Find My on and it isn’t fucking working!!!!!!
Chase: reasonable crash-out

by whatdahaillllll February 27, 2025

Find the smartest students

Genius slave-trade... That's his plan. And half the country doesn't believe in "Genius" so... It's just Genius slave-trade.

Hym "Ok, so Jordan Peterson's plan to find the smartest students... Is just slavery. Like, you find people from all round the world... And then sell them to a business owner... For a nominal fee (in the form of his bullshit course)... That's slavery. HE DIDN'T EVEN ADD AN EXTRA STEP! I JUST SLAVERY JORDAN! It's just selling geniuses to business owners! Except instead of black people it's geniuses! Genius slave-trade! You see how he doesn't actually give a shit about the supernatural parts right? That has always been the plan for him. That is ALWAYS what he has been defending. The slavery and the incest."

by Hym Iam March 13, 2025

Couldn’t find you!

When you wake up from sleep & your loved one is not there! You search for them and cannot find them.

I became sad when I couldn’t find you!

by TheBlueLeo April 20, 2019

Find the albinauric woman

...she hides in a cave west of the Laskyar Ruins, which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I'm sure.

Find the albinauric woman to get a cool summon. Then summon her for the Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-knowing boss fight to make his defeat more ironic.

by Exterminator (not really) February 4, 2025

find god

find god was a phrase that Kanye west told to an employee for being late and not finishing his part at the 10th studio album of Kanye west named Donda which is a tribute to his late mother. You can use find god when someone tilts you especially in a game like league of legends when you don't want to get permanently banned

Person 1: jg diff man uninstall
Person 2: find god imbecile

by Alpha As Fuck negros June 25, 2022

find out

The second phase of "fuck around and find out," basically, the consequences of what happened when you fucked around.

After having spent several billion on Tumblr, Verizon quickly realized they entered the 'find out' phase of fucking around, and couldn't profit off the adult content on the site.

by Somebody, but not Nobody May 12, 2023

Find Your Rondon

When you gamble with your Fantasy Premier League transfer and it pays off. Originated when Sam Stockman picked Solomon Rondon, who went on to score a hat-trick.

FPL Player 1: “I can’t believe he scored a hat-trick”
FPL Player 2: “Find Your Rondon”

by SlamSockman May 11, 2022