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ejection seat

Refers to a static-electricity-prone outhouse-throne, whereby if you move around too much on the seat in an effort to squeeze out all the poop, the friction of your clothing rubbing on the wood/plastic/porcelain may cause a spark that detonates the accumulated methane in the pit underneath you and explosively goes off like a cannon, forcibly ejecting you out through the roof of the outhouse, That's why some outhouses are built so tall, to give you somewhat of a "buffer zone" overhead so that hopefully the force of the blast will be sufficiently dissipated before it propels you very high.
City slicker, looking disgustedly at the super-primitive outhouse at his country-cousin's out-in-the-sticks property: Hey, what's with the mattress duct-taped to the ceiling and the clamshell-hinged roof -panels???
Country cousin: Oh, that's just in case the ejection seat goes off unexpectedly... this wire and wrist-strap is to hopefully dissipate static electricity build-up sufficiently, though... you put it on when you're poopin', and take it ff again when you're done.
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
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Erection Election

Someone who gets voted for something just because they are attractive
Man 1: Hey dude Lisa Is our team captain .

Man 2. Fuck her she's just a erection election
by LimeTiger February 10, 2017
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erection dyslexia

Temporary bout of dyslexia brought on by an erection.
-“What the heck was up that message you sent last night? It didn’t make sense.”

-“Sorry, I had erection dyslexia when I wrote it.”

erection dyslexia
by mckat May 3, 2018
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erection interference

When a guy is talking to a woman and someone slips in and stops the game(her friend or another guy) see also cock blocking
I didn't hook up last night. Her friend ran erection interference
by CDub83 November 8, 2020
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Erection juice

An alternative word for cum which is a substance that comes out of your sexual organs caused by achieving maximum happiness and satisfaction.
by COOCHIE MAINE February 28, 2021
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electionist

A man or a woman leaning left that routinely interfere with elections.
Hillary Clinton is quite the electionist.
by missed_nfo July 14, 2021
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Election Integrity

A commitment to overturn an election, or make it more difficult for certain constituencies to vote, when the election doesn't go the way you planned.
The Democrats clearly stole that election! That's the only way we could have lost! We need candidates who will stand up for election integrity.
by Tiresias Bluestone February 15, 2022
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