Error

Apologies are pointless and mean nothing as long as you never acknowledge the error in your ways. Being apologetic won't bring George Floyd back, but an officer acknowledging that he/she isn't perfect or always right, even if he/she is a decent guy/ girl, and more people would get to live all the years they were meant to live, the same full life as the one that the officers will get to live.

Everybody has had some kind of error in their ways somewhere. If they were a computer, they'd have a lower rate of error, but they're not a computer, they are human and they fuck up a lot more than a computer.

by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021

error-repeater

An individual who repeats an error.

My Mother made me realize that there are people who continually repeat an action they were informed, know, and should remember is an error. They might repeat an error because they forgot it was wrong to do it, or due to some other mental incapacity. I realized she was an “error-repeater”, but that that term is new, so I decided to submitted it to this excellent website that is increasing the body of knowledge and improving everything.

by but for March 21, 2022

error

you <3

“what's an error?”
“you know when you come to world? it's that!”

by bio.oid May 28, 2020

Errors & Omissions

When a douchey and self defined "very experienced" individual points out an apparent mistake with very little to no actual knowledge of the matter at hand.

Douche: "Have you had an opportunity to complete that task I've requested?"
Person: "As a matter of fact, I have not. It is actually physically impossible to complete that at this time."
Douche: "Hmm, I believe this is going to go on my 'errors & omissions' list."

by FlatisMaximus April 29, 2015

Banana error

When a Jewish person forgets to display their mezuzah probably.

Can you believe David omg such a banana error

by Sup3rrad August 31, 2016

textbook error

A blatantly obvious mistake.

When someone turns up for an exam and forgets to bring a pen. This is a textbook error.

by claramca January 17, 2018

error

some thing that occurs when you put this: .--. in the urban dictionary search bar

error 404

by qmebtcuzokahdfgjslpxivynr December 21, 2023