SHREK EARS

Deformity to the ears caused by wearing your Covid-19 mask too tight around your ears. This deforms your ears into little cones like "Shrek Ears."

Billy's head is so big that every mask he tries on gives him "Shrek Ears."

by The Toilet Terrorist June 25, 2020

UFC ears

When your a lad but you can't get lade cuz you got one of those UFC years.

Ballet dancers have f'ed toes, baseball players have weird beards, but I can't believe he's got UFC ears!

by UFC ears December 20, 2020

Dumbo ears

People with large ears that pull forward making them look like they have elephant ears when wearing a mask during the covid-19 pandemic.

Look at that guy with dumbo ears from that face mask.

by JoeyBomm July 12, 2021

Turn on your ears

To listen or hear with intention.

"Hey! Turn on your ears and pay attention!"

by Zehn_Master January 27, 2010

bloody christian ears

Blood exploding from your holy ears from people talking about disgusting body parts sexually

Stacy abuses my Bloody Christian Ears when she talks about her huge hairy goat balls

by DDRJ12 December 3, 2017

pistol grip ears

Grabbing the right and left ears as hand grips as guides for oral Sex.

I used my girlfriends pistol grip ears and made her lick my scrotum.

by Scans old lady May 12, 2018

Large Pink eraser

A large pink eraser is a synthetic rubber block shape, used to erase pencil marks. It is large, it is pink.

Person 1: "Oh no I made a spelling error!"
Person 2: *Whips out his large pink eraser* "Use this"
Person one: *fucking dies*

by Baron von wimmerschnitzel January 30, 2023