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Fire Exit

What happens to the human posterior region an hour or so after consuming spicy food. The poison has traveled through the digestive system of some poor, unfortunate soul and now makes an exit in a very uncomfortable manner.
Bud 1: "Shit, bud. I ran through those suicide wings WAY too fast. I'm going to go home and wait for this fire exit."
Bud 2: "I feel great sympathy for you and your anus. May God have mercy on your soul. And your anus."
by Sweet Fraser May 1, 2014
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why does urban dictionary exist

Urban Dictionary exists because god is dead.
If you are asking, god was killed by this website.
Is god dead?
Yes sir, Urban Dictionary exists.
Why does urban dictionary exist?
God is dead, that is why.
by The pseudonym I own October 28, 2019
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Jewish Exit

When someone leaves a social setting without paying anyone.

Extension of the Irish Exit - where someone leaves (usually in a drunker stupor) without telling anyone.
Dude, Shlomo left without paying for a single drink...yup, he pulled the old Jewish Exit again.
by The New Cunning Linguist April 29, 2009
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Exister

A person who in their essence contributes nothing to the situation or engagement at hand.

This term is often used as a moniker for someone who lacks personality, or interpersonal skills. As a result this "exister" chooses not to participate in conversation.

An "exister" has a negative connotation.

Also used in the present tense as "existing"

This person simply exists in all senses of the word.
"Stop existing on my couch you exister."
by D*ck n a Box July 15, 2011
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Exit my life

Die. They are pretty much asking you to die.
You can exit my life now.
by Kool Boo February 15, 2015
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south exit

slang for the anus, as it's main function is an exit for bodily waste.
....dude, she wanted me to chow her south exit....
by booteus Maximus July 28, 2005
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Speak Into Existence

To hypothesize a situation so much, that it actually happens
Person 1:I bet the red team is gonna win this one.
Person 2: Don't speak into existence! The red team does nothing but win, they need to lose this one.
by wowUcantplugitinsomewhereweles February 25, 2018
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