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Dumble Dick

The old man in Harry Potter.. a.k.a DumbleDor...
by Miss Bubble Butt February 25, 2009
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Dumble

n. A short, fat, slow man with little to no grasp on the workings of technological devices, though he is "in the field".

v. To royally fuck up anything and everything one does.
"Man, he really dumbled that help call".
by LandoAWD October 5, 2005
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dibble

Referring to people like Dustin Dibbles, a man who lost his leg after drunkenly stumbling onto the path of an oncoming subway train and was awarded $2.33 million for having 35% responsibility for the accident.

Singular - A person that does stupid things without taking responsibility and blames those who have to pay for their consequences

Plural - Those who do stupid things and blame others who have to suffer consequences because of their stupidity
1. "People that do stupid shit and don't take responsibility for their own actions and other people have to pay for them"
- sxephil from youtube

2. Look what you did, you dibble
by boxxywatchesthewatchmen February 19, 2009
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dibble

(n) A hassle; more trouble than it's worth;

(v) to dibble: to hassle someone with petty crap
1. (n) Driving 20 minutes out of his way just for some mediocre gyros was such a dibble.

2. (v) Tawndra thought about asking the salesclerk for a different size, but she didn't want to dibble, so she cut out.
by dibblestix July 20, 2008
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Dibble Dabble On That Puuss

Repeatedly thrusting your penis into a girls vagina for an extended amount of time.
"You know that girl Kim Potter," I asked my friend.
"Yeah," my friend replied.
"I dibble dabbled on that puuss when I had really bad beer goggles," I confessed.
by Cock Diesel October 16, 2003
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Dumbledore

A sex act in which one partner cums prodigiously on the other's face, glues long pubic hair to it (or in a pinch, any hair), then cums on it again to make it white.
I'm so proud of the Dumbledore Julia gave me last night, I left it on for work today.
by Maramas October 9, 2006
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dumbledore

Dumbledore- an ass that is large and wrinkly like Dumbledore's face
Dang, Fat Bastard sure has a dumbledore.
by DocBallerPHD January 19, 2006
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