Explosive diarrhea

A serious condition caused after consuming a large glass of apple juice or food infected with a bacteria or virus. After anywhere from 1-12 hours after consumption, you will feel tummy pain and farts. After one fart, it is so loud. You laugh, then stop laughing and your eyes widen as you realize that it is hot and wet in your pants. You hurriedly run to the bathroom and pull down your pants. To your horror, a large Hershey's Kiss is melted in your undies. You then sit down on the toilet. A little solid poop comes out. "Great! No diarrhea!" you say to yourself. As you reach for the toilet paper, a roar of thunder so intense that even Thor would get nightmares. Your bathroom shakes. In the blink of an eye, your toilet is destroyed beyond repair. The water is turned into a orangeish brown mud puddle, and the sides of the toilet bowl are covered in many drops of Tru-Moo. But remember, lightning can strike twice. Another roar of thunder rattles the bathroom. And the splash of the brown stuff hitting the muddy water shoots it up back in your butt. You look at the floor and the walls and the blast managed to get them dirty. After wiping your buns and legs with toilet paper thoroughly, You flush the toilet. After flushing many times, you finally manage to get nearly all of it through. The toilet is clogged, but you will leave the unclogging job to mom. You wipe the floors walls and toilet and leave like nothing happened.

Did you hear about why the school bathroom was closed for a day? Freddy had explosive diarrhea!

by DabbingIsSo2015 May 31, 2020

EXPLOSIVE DIARIAH

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I just blew up this toilet with explosive diariah

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by BIGG Boi bRAAIn September 29, 2020

Diagraphephobia

noone cares about eteled so shut up fnf fans

diagraphephobia is the fear that you are stuck in a computer file whatever and you're gonna get deleted
phobia of being deleted. yes. that exists.

by Sanic Hegehog May 29, 2022

False Diarrhea

This is when you had diarrhea earlier and then later you have the rumbles in your stomach. You go to the bathroom thinking you need to go, but you just fart.

Oh! Gotta go! *30 seconds later* Never mind, false diarrhea!

by funnyman21224 May 13, 2011

tequila diarrhea

alcoholic shit sprays

My underwear was covered in tequila diarrhea this morning.

by Timothy Tool July 11, 2004

verbal diarrhea

The frequent and excessive auditable discharge of the mouth producing abnormally thin and diluted substance.

Usually the symptom of ignorance or lack of relevant input.

"Synergy" = Verbal Diarrhea

by ecarlcrap October 28, 2009

diarrhea residue

The leftover fecal matter that floats around after your first flush of the toilet.

ex. I had some diarrhea residue floating around after the first flush, I had to flush twice

by Marc D June 4, 2006