P. Diddy

contraction of pediddle

a car with only one headlight working is called a p. diddy, because it isn't very bright.

by eeyore13 July 27, 2003

T-Diddy

1. The one Supreme Being, the creator and ruler of the universe.
2. One of several deities, esp. a male deity, presiding over some portion of worldly affairs.
3. The Supreme Being, understood as Life, Truth, Love, Mind, Soul, Spirit, Principle.
4. An image of a deity; an idol.

Yo, I heard T-Diddy was once abandoned in the middle of the woods for 6 months alone and survived only by eating his own feces, and drinking his own urine, which in fact, is not feces or urine, because he shits out filet mignon, and his urine consists of 100% pure Crystal Champagne. Oh, and for pure entertainment, he wrestled alligators and snakes.

by My name is T-Diddy September 13, 2007

diddle

1. To touch or caress the genitals in some way.

2. Female masturbation.

3. To cheat or swindle.

4. To ram a bottle up your own, or someone else's arse.

1. I diddled my cat yesterday.

2. I caught her diddling in the broom cupboard!

3. He diddled me out of that job.

4. www.diddlers.info

As you can see, confsuing the various meanings of the word will result in a big mess...

by Jimmay July 30, 2004

P Diddy

Producer and rapper of globally popular R&B flavoured hip-hop music. Changed his name from Puff Daddy after negative publicity from a night club shooting in which one of his crew shot strays. Estimated fortune of US$500 million, with an empire encompassing music production, film, clothes and restaurants. Widely known in music circles as bi-sexual; his Sean John clothes collection pays homage to his gay leanings. Has not settled into a stable heterosexual relationship since his break up with Jennifer Lopez (aka J-lo - a relationship which is started out as a PR strategy, and ended when J Lo's management team became concerned about the negative impact of the aformentioned shooting incident.

P Diddy is a music producer and rapper.

by Twiki-wiki-piki October 15, 2003

Diddy Kong

1) The best kind of sidekick you'll ever get! Best known as the strongest chimpanzee in the Donkey Kong series

2) To wear a red cap and you're favourite food is bananas

3) To be near a muscular friend

1) Diddy: Second banana is what I am!

2) That dude is... imitating? Diddy Kong!

3) I'm Diddy and this is my buddy DK

by your best idiot March 27, 2010

Feeling like P Diddy

The state of getting totally fucked up last night and waking up in a bathtub.

Usually followed by a feeling to grab one's glasses, get out the door and hit the city.

The statement is usually answered by the unknown voice of a black rapper saying "What up girl?" from the background.

Common to famous whores who sell multi-million copies of their music.

"Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?) Put my glasses on, Im out the door - Im gonna hit this city"

by calibermag.org February 14, 2010

P. Diddy

He can't rap to save his life but love him or hate him you gotta give it to him that's one smart ass brotha and he has millions to prove it. Big clothing companies, big record label, big restaraunts, big tv shows, and he brought you B.I.G. Is his flow tight? Hell naw. Is his pockets deep? Hell yeah. He's a marketing genius.

I want to rap like 2Pac but have money like Diddy. Plus he got with J-Lo, but that doesn't seem hard to do.

by Doc February 28, 2004