2 definition by Jimmay

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1. To touch or caress the genitals in some way.

2. Female masturbation.

3. To cheat or swindle.

4. To ram a bottle up your own, or someone else's arse.
1. I diddled my cat yesterday.

2. I caught her diddling in the broom cupboard!

3. He diddled me out of that job.

4. www.diddlers.info

As you can see, confsuing the various meanings of the word will result in a big mess...
by Jimmay July 30, 2004

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Slang for a straight person: traditionally meant in a derrogatory term, much like fag or dike.
Hey, you fucking Darsh!

You're totally darshing up the situation.

Why don't you go darsh it out with your girlfriend?!?!
by Jimmay April 08, 2004

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