Dented

Scuffed, of low quality, junk.

"This is the most dented matchmaking I've ever seen."

"Bro, my sleep schedule is dented af"

by archaicStargazer October 9, 2022

Denver Pile Driver

Tossing a Denver working girl over your shoulder, fingering her while repeatedly thrusting your shoulder and arm together.

She said she wanted her clam slammed so she got a Denver pile driver.

by BigTravelGuy January 17, 2023

Denturgeon

Denturgeon refers to the skillful act of holding in poop while brushing your teeth, demonstrating the delicate balance of maintaining oral hygiene amidst urgent gastrointestinal needs.

Despite the urgent call of nature, Sarah displayed impressive denturgeony as she skillfully brushed her teeth while managing to keep nature’s demands at bay.

by rubandz October 6, 2023

new denver

A tiny little attempt at a town, known for its crazy people and its liquor store formerly a town of much prosperity but now a hole in the ground due to its most infamous resedents moving from the shore of its lake the "slowcan."
New Denver is also known for its close proximity to the kokanee glacier with its beer and sasquatches.

lets go to New Denver and ride a Sasquatch and drink some Kokanee that we bought from the liquor Store.

by squeEks August 23, 2006

Dogged Determination

The act of never giving up on petty argument just to make a point

Man A: I bet you could not get a definition published on Urban Dictionalry.
Man B: Yeah, no problem.

A week later

Man A: So??
Man B: Dude, it took 6 days, and 374 tried but I got one, although I missed my Grans Funeral and College Entrance Exams!
Man A: That's Dogged Determination!

by BM82 January 9, 2015

dirty dentures

Dirty dentures is when you are doing doggy style then when your partner isn't suspecting anything, shit a log into your hand and put it in their mouth making a mold of their teeth. Thus giving you dirty dentures.

My girlfriend and I gave dirty dentures a try and it was amazing, the only downside to it was that it left a shitty taste in her mouth.

by Surprisingly Delicious July 31, 2017

shit denier

When someone says they have a hookup on some top quality shit, but then won't help you get in on that shit

That drew is such a shit denier, he needs to share the hookup on that asian titty site.

by MikeyMaple November 26, 2017