defecious

Bearing traces and/or odors of feces.

The Port-O-Let was so defecious we couldn't even enter.

by Sanza61 February 5, 2017

defen

when you pull something stupid, idiotic or retarded and its a major fuck up

friend 1: oh fuck that’s not my food i accidentally take wrong
friend 2: oh you defen-ed

by defenerrabak February 7, 2022

Airborne Defecation

Its what you breathe in when someone around you (or you) farts. Little feces particles floating in the air.

...im pretty sure that smell is us inhaling someones airborne defecation...

by llasfgiwhnb October 16, 2009

Self Defeces

A defense mechanism that one uses in prevention of being raped. While the rapist tries to put in penis into someone's butthole, the victim simply shits themselves to push the penis out. The rapist cannot successfully put his penis in, while his victim is pushing shit out

Cop: "How did you prevent that man from raping you?"
Victim: "It's simple, I just used some self defeces and now his dick smells like shit"

by Kanye's penis December 15, 2017

stay of defecation

The gastrointestinal equivalent of a stay of execution. An urgent need to defecate is temporarily relieved by passing a small amount of gas, or possibly a sale on shoes.

I thought I was going to shit my pants before we got to that rest station, luckily I was able to let a few SBD's out and got a stay of defecation.

by GEGuru March 8, 2011

Premarital Vaginal Defecation

The act of shitting into woman's vagina before marriage.

Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.

by poopmuncher42069666 April 15, 2018

Defendor

A person who gets really protective about an object or thing.

John : Have you seen Timothy hes such a defendor he wouldnt even let me touch his i-pod today.

by EthosWaterComoxValleyJoblo May 6, 2010