Definition

Shit, man, really? You must be bored as fuck.

“Hey Jerry how are you doing”

“I’m looking up the definition of definition”

“Why?”

“I’m bored as fuck”

by <insert username here> May 28, 2018

yuppie-nuremberg defense

the "yuppie nuremberg" defense is when someone does something they know is wrong but tries justify it by simply saying they're doing it for the money. typically a lame excuse. . from the film, "thank you for smoking."

1; You know what your doing is wrong.
2; Everybody has a mortgage to pay.
1; Ah, the yuppie-nuremberg defense.

by markymark44 March 7, 2010

Real Definition

A rarely found thing on this site. Trust me, it’s a challenge.

Yo have you found a real definition yet on urbandictionary.com?
Nah, it’s so hard.
Fuck the site

by DonutProXx_YT January 25, 2021

This Word is Not Defined by Urban Dictionary

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by ThisIsARandomName September 17, 2015

defecate

Daily ritual of emptying ones bowels.

NOTE: Should only ever be performed on company time.

Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"

poop

by fretbuzz August 30, 2016

isn't defined yet

A message that appears when you search UrbanDictionary for something that is non-existent/undefined. Occasionally after reading this message follows a sense of disappointment.

"Isn't defined yet" isn't defined yet. I guess I'll write up a definition.

by _pryat January 29, 2009

defending the shield

Origin is from ESPN's Pardon the Interrupton

Wilbon makes fun of Kornheiser's "NFL, right or wrong" defense of league policy, no matter how absurd it may be.

1) to blindly defend a rule, decision, or product, soley based on the fact that you're in love with it

"Don't say anything about how shitty AT&T's cell phones are. Bob's a former employee, and he'll bore you to death, defending the shield"

"Someone brought up Mike Vick, then Pat jumped in, and started defending the shield. He must be Roger Goodell's cousin"

by Crazy Savages October 8, 2009