excalibur dick

Is when one posses the almighty cock. Presented to thee who'm found worthy of such sexual prowess, Rules the ovaries far beyond Camelot. His sword, renown through the ages for being a source of strength & pleasure, a descendent of Author himself, can only weild such powerful cockery.

She begged for the tits of the round table to be ravaged by Excalibur...

She received that medieval dicking, that true rule, Excalibur dick.
Renown for giving that true Excalibur caliber.

Unfettered by trivial masculinity, Alexis only responds to pleasure from that EXCALIBUR DICK.

by Excalibur caliber October 23, 2015

Car-dick

Scottish slang for a teenage driver who modifies their cars with large/loud exhausts and speeds through towns as if they're in a race.

Guy 1: "Did you buy another loud exhaust?"
Guy 2: "Yep, going to install it today."
Guy 1: "Damn, you're already becoming a car-dick."

by TacDiesel May 18, 2017

back-dick

Commonly used, by inmates, to describe an attractive anus hole

"Whoa! Commissary owes me some Chap-Stik!... I done blew all MINE on HIS, back-dick.''

by FrontDick February 7, 2020

Skin dick

Give or receiving sex bareback

My ass is purring like a kitten. I love it when you skin dick me with your solid 8 inches.

by Muckyfingers82 December 8, 2022

oompa loompa dick

Small penis of migets, gingers or people who decide to over lift and get "ripped"

Beth: how was your date last night

Danielle: great! Til I saw his oompa loompa dick.

by MastaCDawg July 19, 2016

rat’s dick

Something you would willingly give, on a par with giving a rat’s ass, when you care about someone or something.

Let me assure you, I don’t give a rat’s dick..

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

Gets my dick hard

Expression indicating the speaker's favorable opinion of that which is being evaluated

"Yo my dude, what do you think of the new edition of Madden?"
"It gets my dick hard. Gets my dick HARD."
"Yo mine too, baby. The changes to career mode are thoroughly excellent."

by catsandbeer.com October 2, 2007