cooters

Plural of "Cooter", or numerous vaginas all specified in their entirety.

All them chicks got some skanky cooters!

by muntumbomo klick May 17, 2006

Cooter

a vaginal crevice

Wow, I would really like to put my finger in her cooter.

I would really like to please that cooter of yours as long as your bum doesn't erupt with gaseous explosions!

by Jeffman March 14, 2003

double coyote ugly

It's like the definition for the phrase coyote ugly, except you know that the chick is gonna be looking for a one-armed man, so you have to gnaw off your other arm.

"She's DOUBLE coyote ugly, man, why'd you pick her up?"

Note: This definition came from and idea by "Teh Devil's Advocate" (his pseudonym on this site).

by jewpoints December 12, 2004

cooter

The town mechanic on the Dukes of Hazzard

Cooter was working on the General Lee all day.

by Dan Foster June 18, 2003

Cooter Cork

Can pertain to any noun, describing something that can be, or has been used as, a cork, stopper, or otherwise plug fitting in, having been jammed into, or occupying a vaginal orface.

"Excuse me, my girlfriend is bleeding all over my carseat. Do you have some sort of cooter cork?"

by Phill McRacken December 9, 2003

cooter plug

slang for tampon
recently made up by my friend jessica, she is a filthy minded little scene kid

"got any cooter plugs? im fresh out."
"hey, you dropped a cooter plug!"

by wkdwtchofthewest April 4, 2006

coyote fuck

(context- it is well known when a coyote gets caught in a trap, it will gnaw its arm off to free itself).

When somebody wakes up and gnaws off their arm or hand to escape a one night stand who was viciously ugly.

My friend Don always carries gauze and tape with him in case he meets a coyote fuck- (adj.)

by jz83 August 24, 2008