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Curtis

Cur - tis: Noun:
Used to describe a type or group of Homo sapien who exhibit unusual Incel or cuck like behaviours. They can often be found on Truck simulator or occasionally in their local habitat, McDonald's car park. They are particularly easy to spot with physical characteristics such as looking like a ginger hedge with glasses and making a type of popping noise (refer to key banging). Whilst usually found alone in the wild, a Curtis can sometimes be found with another type of Homosapien that we refer to as a "cuck wingman". So far the only location these two have been spotted together has been McDonald's car park.
Person 1: Oh my god! Is that ginger bush or hedge running towards McDonald's?!

Person 2: No, that one of those Curtis things
by mr2drifter April 5, 2024
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Curtis Bridge

A CP enthusiast and lover of fingering A minor. A person of this name can be described as a top tier gooner, and usually holds a rank within the top 10 globally in ranked jerkmate lobbies. This person also has a deep love for physics and the intricacies and intertwining theories behind indian flickermunting and other applications of cock and ball tomfoolery.
Look at that retard over there, he just spilt coffee on his book and then tore the entire thing in half. He's such a Curtis Bridge
by fj1607 January 31, 2025
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Curtis T

When you shit your pants on accident and stuck your finger in it and smell it. Then you hand it off to your lady to smell while she's washing dishes.
Bruh, the other day my girl was mad at me so I gave her the ol Curtis T.
by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025
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Curtis

To die, usually unexpectedly (to Curtis, Curtising, Curtised),
Jaden: yo, you know what happened to Bradley?
Lucas: No
Jaden: He Just Pulled a Curtis
by ThanosTheTankEngine May 4, 2025
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Curtsey

As many McDonalds sauces as you want.

More than a handful. A handful plus the original amount with the meal.
Can I get a 10 piece McNugget? ….what kind of dipping sauce would you like with that? I’ll have a curtsey of BBQ sauce please!
by CraigStewart February 6, 2026
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Curtis

The absolute most unhinged person in the world. However, while he cannot go two minutes without saying something foul, he is loyal as fuck.
Curtis touches himself to my little pony porn.
by D3M0NCH1LD May 12, 2025
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