Curb monkey is a female and sometimes males that uses the opposite sex for rides on their motorcycle, they desperately troll the Internet looking for guys to post that they are going for a ride then wait curbside with their bandana, Harley tank top and leather boot for the guy to show up.
Travis posted on Facebook that he was going for a ride, stopped at the bar for a bite to eat and beverage and the curb monkeys were lined up.
by Marion Morrison May 17, 2016
Verb
curb-ing
Describes someone who is 'riding the curb' or intentionally attempting or recklessly committing a dangerous action.
Used as a reference to drug use
An act of defiance
A show of positive reflection; such as when someone refers to another as being 'bad' they mean good, or 'sick' as in cool. Curbbin' or curbbing can be used to show respect.
A road way game where a driver rides the ledge or curb of a road and see's how long they can go before stopping.
curb-ing
Describes someone who is 'riding the curb' or intentionally attempting or recklessly committing a dangerous action.
Used as a reference to drug use
An act of defiance
A show of positive reflection; such as when someone refers to another as being 'bad' they mean good, or 'sick' as in cool. Curbbin' or curbbing can be used to show respect.
A road way game where a driver rides the ledge or curb of a road and see's how long they can go before stopping.
"Jim is curbbing on that junk, he needs to quit."/
"Why are you curbbing on my ride? This is a brand new car."/
"Whoa, that girl is curbbin' bro."/
"Let's go curbbing while the police are busy trying to sort out that crunchy peanut butter problem."
"Why are you curbbing on my ride? This is a brand new car."/
"Whoa, that girl is curbbin' bro."/
"Let's go curbbing while the police are busy trying to sort out that crunchy peanut butter problem."
by MixMastaK November 18, 2009
When a man ejects a woman off of a curb using a well placed kick and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with her.
Hey Bruce, did you take back that girl you met last night?
Nah, I couldn't be bothered so I gave her the Vietnamese Curb
Nah, I couldn't be bothered so I gave her the Vietnamese Curb
by duncanthedestroyer June 02, 2012
Passed out or nodded out from drugs/alcohol in the front seats of a vehicle, both parked and moving.
“Trent wake up! You’re hella curbed out and I need you to navigate”
“I was way curbed out driving home last night, I coulda wrecked.”
Origin: A friend of a friend had a job as a driver for UPS or FedEx or some shit, but also had a drug problem. He would be at work and start nodding out while driving, either from drug use or last of sleep partying too hard. As he momentarily fell asleep he would wake up when his truck smashed into the curb. Eventually it came to mean generally falling asleep in a car or somewhere you shouldn’t be sleeping, with the likelyhood of a not-so pleasant wake up.
“I was way curbed out driving home last night, I coulda wrecked.”
Origin: A friend of a friend had a job as a driver for UPS or FedEx or some shit, but also had a drug problem. He would be at work and start nodding out while driving, either from drug use or last of sleep partying too hard. As he momentarily fell asleep he would wake up when his truck smashed into the curb. Eventually it came to mean generally falling asleep in a car or somewhere you shouldn’t be sleeping, with the likelyhood of a not-so pleasant wake up.
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