Alternative title for a porn director. A Cumpire operates as an umpire would in sport, but they judge and officiate sex scenes, usually involving athletic environments and situations such as locker rooms, gym equipment, bleachers, water cooler, etc.
"I dunno, this porn's not really doing it for me."
"I know right? What was the cumpire thinking, making that call for the cheerleader and the jock?"
"I know right? What was the cumpire thinking, making that call for the cheerleader and the jock?"
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Get the Cumpile mug.When you cum on the eye socket of a one-eyed bitch, and put a patch on her so the fluids don't spill until it solidifies.
by Ponter March 3, 2020
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Verb. A portmanteau of the words compensate, cum, and seed.
Example; the man agreed to fairly cumpenseed the hooker of his choice.
Example; the man agreed to fairly cumpenseed the hooker of his choice.
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Damn bro. I fixed my girl good and then when I’m all ready for mine she throws the cumpressure on me for her second.
by TM7g July 25, 2020
Get the cumpressure mug.Like a plug for drugs and such, this is the person who always wants to ejaculate all over your face, usually for 5$ a pop. Other word for prostitute
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