Crypto-Staple

When someone hands you a large stack of paperwork to be copied, and doesn't tell you that there's stapled packets within the larger framework of unstapled paperwork, this is crypto-stapling. This, of course, causes the feeder to jam, make all sorts of loud noises, and make you look like a moron.

Damn it! Chuck gave me all these TPS reports, but there was a crypto-staple in there and it jammed the copier!

by Beetle482 April 25, 2008

cryptopunk

Person who knows how to use cryptocurrency, is familiar with anonymizing protocols and tools.

Jason is such a cryptopunk, he set up his own tor node!

by cthulabot December 6, 2013

cryptolexiconis orgasmia

n. the condition of, or pertaining to; getting off on using big complicated words or esoteric terminology. Related: n. acrylogia.

If you enjoy using "brusquely" in a sentence , you may suffer from cryptolexiconis orgasmia.

by Anhedonis October 15, 2016

Cryptochronicpelkalite

A girlfriend so perfect she is to hard to describe. She drives you crazy and you can't help but love her and want to wife her up.

My girl is on some next level cryptochronicpelkalite.

by Mason_nh July 19, 2017

cryptogenarian

A generation that looks at cryptocurrencies as the future of money and embraces its adoption for daily use. They are not bound by when one is born, but rather how you approach the concept of money.

A cryptogenarian is at the forefront of the peer to peer cash revolution started by Satoshi Nakamoto.

by asasidh March 9, 2018

CryptoSphere

The CryptoSphere is a collection of the most prolific problem solving tools of our time. Through transparency, they facilitate human to human interaction.

A couple of the more well known tools are cryptocurrency and blockchain.

I believe I can solve our nation's voter fraud problem by using the tools available in the CryptoSphere.

by Drazziwac October 2, 2018

cryptillionaire

Describes a person whose cryptocurrency holdings are equal or greater to that of a fiat million through conversion to the holders native currency

After successfully investing in Bitcoin she became a cryptillionaire.

by Happy Hodler January 29, 2019