Covid-🇦🇺

When Australia finally comes to terms that its zero Covid strategy to contain the coronavirus pandemic is a mere illusion, which is politically laughable considering that the country has the lowest vaccination rate among the developed countries.

Thanks to “dose sharing” with friendly developed countries, no one expects the land of kangaroos to fail in bringing down the number of Covid-🇦🇺 infections, thus putting an end to recurring lockdowns before the festive season.

by Covido October 4, 2021

COVID-19

a pain in the ass

COVID-19: hi guys, my job is to kill you

by guy who likes to go camping June 3, 2022

due to covid

The new "Thanks Obama". When something goes awry or wrong, we used to say "Thanks Obama", but now it is "due to COVID".

Hey why did you double your prices? We had to, due to COVID.

Why didn't you guys come over last night? We couldn't due to COVID.

OmG I have gained so much weight - due to COVID. Thanks Obama.

by Monkaypants December 6, 2020

covidful

a place full of COVID-19 cases

minho: I heard they will not lift the quarantine in our city because it's covidful.

by shawologist April 3, 2020

COVID-19

The disease that will probably make the summer of 2020 miserable.

"Can I come over?"
"And risk me getting COVID-19 A.K.A. the Coronavirus?!"
"You're high right now, aren't you?"
"Fuck yeah... ain't much to do since we've been on lockdown."

by CBinion91 April 7, 2020

The Covid 19

Like the "freshman 15" but it's the weight you gain from being stuck in quarantine.

My mom asked if i gained weight and i said "yeah i got a case of 'The Covid 19'

by Dickerson231 April 21, 2020

Covid-130

When health officials and academics were relieved and overjoyed to hear that Dr. Scott Atlas, US President Donald Trump's controversial special adviser on Covid-19, who was on a 130-day contract, had resigned—he rose to notoriety after questioning the need for masks and other measures to control the pandemic.

Besides casting doubt on the usefulness of masks, the president’s “Covid-130 health con-sultant” was against lockdowns and supported herd immunity as a strategy to contain the coronavirus outbreak.

by Covido December 12, 2020