chonte

nickname for this goofy mexican guy from El Llano. his mom makes up crazy names for everyone in their family... his brother tonio is called "Myoonyee" and well Carlos is yogi.

Hey, Chonte, let's go!

by bigbro April 17, 2004

Clont

Another name for a retard

The OG is full of stupid clonts

by mencken230 August 28, 2009

contarded

constepated and retarded put together

She so contarded, I hate her.

by jaki January 18, 2004

stripey cont

Someone who always wears stripey jumpers / cardigans and is obviously a cont!

'Watch out for that car philly you stripey cont!'

by twofat March 4, 2008

pot contact highs

when you're hanging with a group of people and they are getting high and the smoke gets in your system and makes you feel high.

My friends were getting high last night and i think i got pot contact highs

by emily1234567892 October 18, 2008

Contact

An often shunned move in the game Eight

"You bastard! You used contact"

by Chris!! May 10, 2007

contagious smile

A euphemism for "herpes" in personal ads.

I have herpes, so I only look for personal ads that say "contagious smile".

by FredDill August 11, 2010