Crimple

To have your nipple bitten off by a cat

I was fucking this girl last night and then I realised she'd been crimpled. That cat's so naughty

by Wallace Boy January 13, 2004

Chimp

Infantile or mischeivous individual. A person with a childlike sense of humour.

Stop being such a chimp

by M McGraw February 22, 2003

chimped

To be under the influence of marijuana.

Oh man, I'm so chimped.

by complete bastard July 10, 2002

chimple

A pimple on one's chin.

"EW, that girl that just walked by had like five chimples going on!"

by sillhouette-sara May 30, 2009

Scarlet Crimpernel

The mysterious and undetected figure responsible for fouling public toilets (including those in the work place) in a most heinous manner. To Crimp in the modern vernacular being the verb to open one's bowels. In these cases the faeces usually manifests itself on the rear side of the toilet seat. Using complex trigonometry and huge amounts of conjecture, scientists have hypothesised that a human sub-species possessing an Anus in the lower back is responsible.

Jenkins: By jings Frobisher! Some poor fellow has made a deeply unsuccessful attempt at dropping night soil in this Privy.

Frobisher: Jenkins you bloody fool! Can't you see? This is obviously the work of the Scarlet Crimpernel. Call the Gendarmes!

by BrianTrousers February 16, 2009

chimp rip

V. to tear the male's genital region with bare hands as occured March 3rd, 2005 (see Saint James Davis). This is the manliest action currently known to exist next to cutting your own arm off. (see Aron Ralston)

After being chimp ripped, the man lost all of his will to live.

by Kurtzy May 2, 2005

chimpy

To go completely apeshit. an upgrade from ham

Dude last night in Bouquet Gardens we got completely chimpy and no one remembers anything???

by SE214 February 22, 2011