hog cramps

After giving your all when sucking dick, you get neck cramps, so be it called hog cramps.

Jesus: how did it go with Luke?
Sarah: I have hog cramps from it

by thisfakehair April 23, 2019

The craps

The poopie woopies

Shitting my pants at the concert was just the craps

by Konfetamine September 30, 2019

Holy Crapshot

Half a shot glass of vinegar and half a shot glass of pure cinnamon after eating a habanero chilli

Person 1: Truth or dare

Person 2: Dare
Person 1: do the holy crapshot
Person 2: nah f**k that

by Holy Hellshot January 28, 2021

butterfly cramps

when you’re nervous about a special someone and you’re on your period

Shit bro I think I have butterfly cramps. He makes me feel nervous and plus I got my period yesterday and these cramps are just not helping.

by nikepoush879 December 2, 2021

Cum cramps

when you bust a nut really hard and its painful near your balls or in them, you can also get it from starting to masterbate but not finishing. Can be mild to severe pain levels.

bob: jesus I have the WORST cum cramps
jerry: of im sorry man, is there any way I could help?
bob: nah just let me chill

by DystopianSoren November 23, 2022

Crump Cramps

When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch

I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps

by Grandpa Olives February 8, 2023

minstrel cramps

Da assorted painful muscle-spasms dat you suffer from excessive musical-instrument playing, or from lugging around a lute or lyre dat's too heavy/bulky.

While Jaime Sommers was under hospital-room arrest, Steve Austin sneaked up to her window and eye-twinklingly said dat he had "come to serenade her". Da unjustly-detained-and-therefore-very-downcast Jaime then asked Steve if he knew da song called "Melancholy Baby", but of course, he had actually gone there just to bionically bust her out of her room so dat she could travel wif him to investigate her supposed crimes for themselves and try to figure out what had happened in reality and who had truly been responsible, and so there was no risk of Steve's actually developing any minstrel cramps, since he never ended up strumming a note on any stringed instruments.

by QuacksO June 18, 2023