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cougar bottom jeans 

A form fitting pair of jeans that woman over 40 wear to show off their shape when they go out on the prowl
Cougar 1: Now that your divorce is final you should go to this club with me to get back in the dating game.
Cougar 2: Yeah, but I was married for so long that I don't have anything to wear.

Cougar 1: We are both the same size, I have these great pair of Cougar Bottom Jeans you can wear. When I wear them the young guys can't keep their hands off me.
Cougar 2: Well then go get them and I will try to get a baby sitter.
cougar bottom jeans by damondolla February 22, 2010

cougar factor 

A measurement of the potential an older woman has for cougar-like behavior. This can increase with age as a woman reaches cougar status.
"Thanks for coming to this bar with me tonight, this really decreases my cougar factor." Older woman to younger woman.
cougar factor by sabine3212 July 27, 2010

Cougar Squad

A collection of lady friends in their late 30's and early 40's who hang around and prowl for younger men. They are usually divorced or single.
I had a blast with my Cougar Squad on my birthday, they took me to a strip club and paid for all my dances.
Cougar Squad by Losman94 October 20, 2010

cougar rap 

Popular cougar rap artists include Will Smith and Puff Daddy, but any rap song that incites cougars to dance on bar tables might be considered cougar rap, depending on the bar, or how late it is.
cougar rap by TO-GAR September 8, 2011

Cougar Economy 

A mature economy that still has asperations and the perception of achieving larger growth numbers similar to it's much younger and underdeveloped piers.
Man, the United States has really turned into a cougar economy after this last recession.

If we keep outsourcing our production and relying on the service industry we are going to be a major cougar economy.
Cougar Economy by Chrupertr November 27, 2012

cougar hands 

Hands of a cougar. Usually of a veiny, boney, witch like variety. Weathered many lonely nights with her B.O.B. Often used to pry the cork off fresh bottles of wine or to tear the innocence from unsuspecting party goers whom strayed from their pack.
Look out, that bitch Emily Cannon has cougar hands.
cougar hands by Da Burger April 30, 2014