Rogue Cougar

This rogue cougar is a woman, who's sexual appetite and lust for men has no bounds. She is quick to single out her prey and make an attack. Many men don't realize what's happening until it's too late. And by then she's satisfied and has discarded her victim. She doesn't travel in a pack but instead hunts alone.

Mike: Hey man where'd you go last night? You disappeared.

Dave: I don't know man! I was talking to this cougar and the next thing I know I woke up at her house.

Mike: Dude! I think you got mauled by a rogue cougar.

by ChuckD_USMC October 20, 2010

Candy Cougar

Any Halloween trick-or-treater who is clearly too old to be asking you for candy. Candy Cougars could be anyone who is legally old enough to have a job, vote, drive a car, is pregnant, and is at your door asking for free candy.

Yeah we had some candy cougars this Halloween. Most of them came after 9pm.

by Brudas November 1, 2010

Cougar Stomp

1. The Act of fornicating with an older lady also known as a Cougar

2. The Act of getting Mauled by a mountain lion.

1. Suzy Got Cougar Stomped by Ryan last night.

2. Frank got Cougar stomped now he is in the hospital

by Brad Swift November 15, 2010

cougar rider

A younger guy who hunts for the cougar ladies.

The young crew member is a cougar rider. Last night he tamed a cougar after meeting her in the casino bar.

by cougarcrew March 6, 2013

Cougar Flaps

Vaginal lips of and older woman's female member. Not to be confused with Krueger Flaps on an aircraft.

Vanessa's cougar flaps were worn weathered and quite dry.

by Demfcane August 18, 2015

Smooth Cougar

My mom, apparently.

Khufu called my mom a smooth cougar.

by Honeycutt October 6, 2016

cougar milf

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A two word phrase used to describe a smoking, sexy, hot, 30+ year old mother.

Cougar milfs are often found at little league baseball games, parks, groceries stores, and your local farmers market .. To list a few.

Hey Todd, she's a cougar milf!

*points to Todd's smoking, sexy, hot mother.

by elive May 29, 2017