cooched

coochie but shortened

I cooched real hard
you gay whore

by poogobbler May 15, 2023

Cooch Waffle

1.It means that a person is super funny and there is always laughs with them.
2.You are very outgoing and don't care about what people think or say about you.

Look at Betty she's such a cooch waffle!

by Mrs. Wiggles cooch waffle August 14, 2017

cooch muffler

A big-ass pornstache.

"I'll grow the best cooch muffler you've ever seen"

by Hey, demons. It's ya girl. October 18, 2018

clamping the cooch

a man putting the labia majora together to pleasure female.

The student-athlete was clamping the cooch on his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

cooch flute

Vagina and or a noisy vagina

I was banging this chick last night and she had the noisiest cooch flute.or , that chicks cooch flute sounded like bagpipes. She got a gassy cooch flute

by I.b. sparkin July 20, 2018

cooch luge

When a beverage is enjoyed by pouring over a smooth cooch crevice pressed against a thirsty mouth. Similar to an ice luge, but instead of ice it’s made out of pussy. Best brings out the natural aromas of the beverage.

1.) Dang that PAWG is so fire I would cooch luge bum sweat off her.

2.) Last night my wife let me cooch luge cold pressed green juice off her twat. Being healthy never tasted better!

3.) A cooch luge is nature’s aerator.

by Mr. E. Man6969 August 27, 2018

cooch cat

A man that is not desperate for pussy, but will do mostly anything for it, like a cat, he has nine lives, and will use all of them just to get one drop of pussy.

Bro idk what to tell you, I’m just a cooch cat

by Snipeola88 August 29, 2022