valley central

A decent school with racist staff and teachers! No black teachers, strict dress codes for the pervy teachers, and a shitty football team. At least the juniors and seniors are hot, though.

And Ms. Ostner over in the middle school😉

Warwick is better than Valley Central

by thehottestbitchwithanass September 5, 2021

love contract

A legally binding agreement that states that two sexual partners did INDEED have consensual sex. Both parties sign this contract and can be held liable if said contract is violated.

Kobe should've had that girl sign a love contract.

by bigtones July 27, 2004

Whiner Central

Whiner Central was founded in 2008. It was created to make fun of cry babies and whiners in games. Lots of people go there to post screen shots and make fun of whiners. The original game was Delta Force Black Hawk Down. At times, entire squads are listed as whiners on Whiner Central.

How? No way! What you running? What you using? Who are you? You are being spec'd. I'll be back when all the idiots are gone. How'd you know I was there. Wow. Hmmm. Go paste that in Whiner Central. You are a known cheat. You are banned. Punted. Not welcome. Too good.

by Not a whiner May 17, 2009

central jersey

Where I'm from. We are actually closer to NYC than to some parts in South Jersey which is kind of funny. Central Jersey includes the counties of Somerset, Middlesex, Monmouth, Hunterdon and Mercer. North Jersey is more industrious and South Jersey is more agricultural. Central Jersey has a lot of Suburbs and has Trenton the capital. People either like the NY giants or the Philly Eagles, a lot of people commute to Manhattan and we call sandwitches subs. Despite Popular belief Wa Wa isn't only in South Jersey we have plenty of them up here too. We are low-key people that know how to party. If you were going to visit Jersey I wouldn't reccomend Central Jersey cause theres not a lot to do besides go to the mall, party, and movies. South Jersey has a lot of Shores and North Jersey has the famous Bergen County.

I don't get why North and South Jersey Fight. No one even knows about Central Jersey so not a lot of people hate us.

by Jersey Kid January 21, 2008

comedy central

A comedy channel that used to be the best on basic cable. But now it's going down the toilet because of unfunny annoying shows like Crank Yankers and Wanda Sykes, too many re-runs, and because some of the best shows are being cancelled and replaced with cheap trash.

Remember when you could watch the Man Show and Comedy Central was good?

by scuba steve January 10, 2005

Jucket contractor

A guy with no license, insurance , or skills and uses a Minivan as a work truck with ladders tied to the top. Also has a coverted pick-up truck rear end as a trailer.

Check out that jucket contractor with that minivan work truck.

by Rikki 2 times February 21, 2008

fart contrail

The visible portion of a fart trail, usually seen on a cold day.

I turned the corner and ran into Tom's fart contrail, which made my eyes water. It was horrible.

by Dave Ku May 15, 2008