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Conservative

A collection of people who are self centred to such an extreme amount that the thought of equality or rights for anyone other than their largely white and upper middle class brethren is a thought so terrifying that they will use all their power to ensure that nothing ever changes.

They will actively fight anything which doesn’t either make them money or give them tax cuts. The concept of the status quo changing in anyway is unacceptable to these people.
“Gays rights and the environment and black people being killed by cops isn’t my problem. I’m a conservative, let me show you my portfolio”
by Mad Bank June 14, 2021
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Canna-Conservative

A person that smokes cannabis and is also a Republican is a Canna-Conservative.
by 1960Pegleg June 25, 2019
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Conservative

A closeted leftist that just 10 years slow to adopt the views of most of the Democratic party.
"Only in 2021, could you call Donald Trump a 'social conservative.' "
by B-man879 April 18, 2021
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The Battery Conservation Paradox

The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.
As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?
by Senormeowington October 14, 2011
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CONservative

Those who are against serving others.
Con - Prefix meaning against.
servative - one who serves others in some capacity.
You'll get no votes to ever make or improve social programs by them because
they are CONservative.
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? June 27, 2023
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Coffee house conservative

A conservative who's taste in fashion, music, habits, and/or aesthetics are more typically seen in more left-leaning or liberal persons. I.E.: A more urbanized conservative.
Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.
by ROBop March 18, 2023
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Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.
“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlin Bennet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Oh I know her, didn’t she poop her pants at a Kent State frat party?”
by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020
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