Concierge

A hired servant who carries out menial and effortless tasks for a very low wage - essentially the closest thing in 21st Century Western civilisation to a slave.

Alex: "I heard you're a concierge now?"
Dooze: "I am, what do you need?"
Alex: "Can you give me a lift to pick up my new car?"
Dooze: "That'll be forty quid"
Alex: "...how about a zoot?"

by Veseylad50 July 10, 2017

Condiments

An assortment or array of various drugs or alcohol products gathered to ensure the thirst for one's favorite habit is quenched.

I'm heading for the cabin this weekend with plenty of condiments, don't expect to see me until Monday.

by Gojai August 24, 2017

condition white

A relaxed state of awareness wherein an attack would be completely unexpected, such as being asleep, or being IN one’s phone.

I was in Condition White, Facebooking, when that car hit me.

by Cmdr Fat Coyote October 22, 2017

Condition of household

Look at anxiety in family pet

Condition of household look at pets.

by Kuehlstein January 23, 2018

Conaire

A very sweet and loyal guy. He's usually taller and kinda lanky but very attractive. He's always there for you and get's very many girls. Nice eyes and and will stick with you if you're his girl.

Woah look at that conaire guy, he's hot !!!!

by swellwaterbottlesforlife April 3, 2018

coirilidh

Coirilidh is a ONE in 7 BILLION!!!! she’s cool, funny and runny. Everyone fancies the pants off her.

“Dude that girl just rejected me”

“Unlucky man, she must be a Coirilidh”

by Elzzzzzzzo May 20, 2018

Concillado

The most beautiful cow you will ever see.

That's one hell of a Concillado

by ABeatutifulCow May 30, 2018