Achilles Cankle

When a chick would be otherwise doable, but her Cankles are her tragic flaw and render her un-doable.

Sure, Susan would be hot, but have you seen her cankles? Damn them! Damn her Achilles Cankles!!!

by TRSlyder August 8, 2010

butt cankles

Tbe area under a fat chicks butt that looks like another butt.

the Kardashian sisters have butt cankles.

by 3388djc June 25, 2012

Bum Conkers

Testicles - Human or otherwise.

I’ve got really, really itchy bum conkers!

by Negative Bishop Revmond December 27, 2018

rankles my cankles

Something that is irritating or annoying, particularly to an overweight female. To rankle- to annoy. Cankles- see urban dictionary definition.

Can be said in jest, referring to yourself as a fat woman when you are not.

I can't believe Todd didn't pick up the tab at Golden Corral, that really rankles my cankles!

by Smittytricks December 30, 2011

conkie

A tight ass word that means awesome, sweet, cool, extreme, tubular, radical, gnarly, pimp, tight, swell, super, and most of all EPIC. The most uber cool word you can ever use to describing someone or something

Example 1:
It's so conkie to go munting

Example 2:
Peter:"We gotta conkie up in dis bitch."
Luke:"Fasho"

by HeyZuesChristo December 9, 2008

conklin

In Canada this word is often used in place of "hoser" esp on the ski slopes.

I have also heard it used like "he really pulled a conklin" meaning he really fucked up.

by george paul January 15, 2008

cockle wagj

The disgusting flaps which appear post delivery of first child. It will heal, but you will still have a little bit that is never the same.

Man, Alicia had to push so hard to get that 10lb baby out, I hope to never see that again. She now has the cockle wagj which hangs down!

by MurderLish June 12, 2008