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confess to your crush day- November 30

This is a day where you can and SHOULD confess to your crush, whether its a person from school, or just someone you see on the street that you found attractive!!
Give flowers, or anything that the person seems to like, have fun with this teeny holiday.
Hayden: Alexis, I like you!!
Alexis: What??

Hayden: It's confess to your crush day- November 30th
Alexis: Oh! Wait, you had a crush on me???
Hayden: Uhh
by okasfhsfnefeifue f November 30, 2022
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Confuseddddddd

When you're so confused you need multiple d's
I was Confuseddddddd by the test!
by sureiguess January 13, 2023
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Confused Meatball

Person 1: Have you ever seen Jumanji?

Person 2: No, what is it?
Person 3: It’s a jungle movie with Dwayne Johnson where he gets paid to play the role of a confused meatball
by DominicBenevento March 17, 2023
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confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.
He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class
by Arsurinya August 3, 2023
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Confused

Well now I AM confused...
Hym "Uuuummm... Yeah. I'm confused now. I'm losing track of what's going on. I mean she knows how much I hate karma, right? But I DO love Satanic iconography... Hmmm... Yeah, I'm confused. Like 64% sure I'm getting screwed... Like 77% sure OTHER PEOPLE think I'M screwing THEM over somehow... I'm not quite getting it... 100% sure I am both famous and being surveiled at least during the day... 100% sure I'm a genius... So at least there is some consistency.... I would really like this explained to me... I'm losing the plot a little bit."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.
Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”
by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023
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confess-baiting

when a character is about to confess, (usually in queerbaiting/queercoded/queer shows), but say some stupid shit instead.
guy character 1: i have to tell you something i never got to

guy character 2: what is it?

guy character 1: i.... *build up romance pause* lied about that one time we done *insert some stupid shit*

person watching the show: WHAT THE FUCK? THEY WERE CONFESS-BAITING? THOSE FUCKERS
by TJLCASDFBNJAUYTGBHXNJK April 29, 2024
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