ego condom

a severe talking to, or something similar for someone who thinks they are great

Boy does Sally need an ego condom

by dannyshamas October 25, 2010

Croc Condom

A croc condom is any condom with a hole or that doesn't work. If you use it and you end up with a kid it's a croc condom.

bro 1. You a daddy now bruh
bro 2. yeah, bitch gave me a croc condom

by That_One_Guy_***** January 3, 2020

condom buddies

One guy wears a condom for intercourse then gives it to someone else to use for intercourse.

I banged a chick with the same condom my friend john used. We became condom buddies.

by Erkh April 22, 2014

Condom Sure

When you are just a small amount under 100 percent sure of something, but you recognize slim possiblity that you are wrong. You are as sure of something as a condom is preventative. You are 99.9 percent sure.

"I'm condom sure that global warming is real."

"Are you sure you're ok to drive home? Are you condom sure?"

by XombiEZ September 9, 2011

Controller Condom

An elastic non slip grip for controllers for gaming systems.

My hands are sweating, I need my controller condom.

by AngiesAwesome September 17, 2018

Human condom

A human condom is where a man uses another man as a condom to hav sex with someone he doesn't want to fuck with his penis.

Man 1 inserts his penis into man 2's ass and uses his penis to have sex with someone or something.

Andrew used Brian as a human condom to have sex with a crack whore.

by The Monkatee. July 21, 2017

italian condom

An “Italian Condom” is when you shove a spaghetti noodle down your urethra preventing you from cumming

“I couldn’t find a condom so I used an Italian condom”

by Galactic nascar April 7, 2020