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Joy Condom

A silicone case for the Nintendo Switch Joy Con controller to increase comfort when using the controllers when playing a game.
Dude 1: "Dude, let's play 1-2 Switch”

Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on my Joy Condom."

Dude 1: "Lol!"
by Nico121 May 27, 2020
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Pink Condom

When the rectum is pulled out in a prolapse and remains wrapped around the penis. This occurs as result of a serious anal pounding. If pounding is vigorous and continues despite prolapse, it may be plunged in and out of the anal cavity repeatedly. Also known as a pink sock by the lesser refined.
I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I had a pretty pink condom! But I wasn’t done so I pounded it in and out until I busted all up in them intestines.
by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020
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Furry Mexican Condom

When you find a hot white girl with a chihuahua, you get ready to give it to her doggy style, but instead put your junk in the dogs ass, and the dogs snout in her hole, then commence to pumping.

Pro-Tip- when you shoot your load on the dogs back it’s called a wet back!
Susan wouldn’t shut up so I bent her over and gave her a furry Mexican condom right in the poop shoot. Her dog, Tatino, fell in love after I gave him his own wet back!!
by White Boy Kris November 26, 2021
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codemancer

Alias for codemonkey. A person with a rather unhealthy obsession with writing computer code.
Linus Torvalds is the main kernel codemancer!
by thinice September 3, 2007
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condimental drift

The slow but steady movement of all available condiments whereby they all come to rest in front of one person at the table
Sis: Dad, why did the mustard, relish, horseradish, and barbecue sauce all end up in front of you?

Me: Haven't you ever heard of "condimental drift"?
by cyanocitta November 6, 2007
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Condom Shucker

Someone who shucks a used condom like you would shuck an oyster. Slurp Slurp B*tch.
Andy Dick is an unconfirmed Condom Shucker.

Did you see that condom shucker go? Like he was gonna suck the winning lottery number out of that fucker.
by BrownBearandWhitey October 21, 2010
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condescending twat

Someone who looks down on other people and is beyond arrogant
Shana "you're such a condescending twat, why do I have to get everything?"

Josef "Because youre not as good as me"
by ManiaMoron December 13, 2014
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